There are a million fantasies and pornos dedicated to the locker room, and the reality is, we spend a lot of time in there. It could be that you are just slow to get ready, or it could be that you are hoping to be cruised. Regardless, according to a recent article in Esquire, men shouldn't spend that much time in a locker room. Frankly, we don't see why you would want to so spend that much time in the locker room, a sweaty, smelly, bacteria crawling space.
naked isn't always naked...
The locker room pictures from Dolce and Gabbana don't help the naked issue in the locker room. Remember in Junior High, how embarrassing the locker room was? Then how in High School it might have become better, but filled with horsing around and pranks. Finally, now as adults we have turned the locker room into a sexual fantasy. Easy enough to put into a Freud complex but, the reality is we shouldn't spend that much time naked in the locker room.
EYES TO YOURSELF. DON'T BE NAKED TOO LONG, INCLUDING SELFIES DRY OFF BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE SHOWER